"BILL! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to ever think this is a good idea. Have you see what you are wearing? That outfit makes you look like a sequin trainwreck. LOOK AT YOU! You 're part of a twelve-headed jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity, you people make me envy the deaf and the blind! UNDERWEAR, balding, fat... ahh."
"So, are you Chinese or Japanese?" "I live in California last twenty year, but first come from Laos." "Huh?" "Laos. We Laotian." "The ocean? What ocean?" "We are Laotian! From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, OK? Population 4.7 million." "...So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"